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“Squirrel-isms” or The Amazingly Funny Sh*t My Daughter Says

Parenting, Play Time - Lynn Johnson - March 24, 2015

I find myself correcting “The Squirrel” a lot.  Removing “at”s from places they shouldn’t be.  Helping her know that today is Tuesday which means that tomorrow will be Wednesday. Encouraging her to understand that not every cut of meat is “chicken.”

However, there are some “wrong” things that she says that Allison and I love so much that we just don’t have it in us to correct her.  You know what I mean, right?  Those kid-isms that are just so adorable that you kinda hope that your kids never stop saying them?

Here are 7 of our favorite “Squirrel-isms”…so far…

1. Chapster Books

chapster books

Definition (If “The Squirrel” had to define it): Those long books that big kids read

 

2. Old McDonald’s

old Mcdonalds

Definition (If “The Squirrel” had to define it): Does this one have a playground?

3. Hanitizer

hanitizer

Definition (If “The Squirrel” had to define it): The stuff Mama buys when I have a cold

4. Soil Milk

soil milk

Definition (If “The Squirrel” had to define it): Mama Lynn puts it in her cereal cuz she’s allergic to dairy milk

5. Oat Milk

oat milk

Definition (If “The Squirrel” had to define it): Brown sugar and cinnamon…please

6. See Saw

see saw

Definition (If “The Squirrel” had to define it): Wait, can I help you? I got a tool box.  I’ll go grab it.

7. Crabster

crabster

Definition (If “The Squirrel” had to define it): Sebastian!*

*NOTE: “Crabster” is used for both crab and lobster so, really, it’s anybody’s guess.

What about you? What funny sh*t do your kids say?

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